Written in the gloaming of their college days, just before they started National Lampoon, Douglas C. Kenney and Henry N. Beard wrote Bored of the Rings. It's dated--references to Nixon, drugs, and consumer products circa 1969 crowd every page--but darn it, Bored of the Rings is still funny nearly 30 years later: "'Goodbye, Dildo,' Frito said, stifling a sob. 'I wish you were coming with us.'

'Ah, yes. But I'm too old for that sort of thing now,' said the old boggie, feigning a state of total quadriplegia. 'Anyway, I have a few small gifts for you,' and he produced a lumpy parcel, which Frito opened somewhat unenthusiastically in view of Dildo's previous going-away present [the ring]. But the package only contained a short, Revereware sword, a bulletproof vest full of moth holes, and several well-thumbed novellas with titles like Elf Lust and Goblin Girl..."

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Book Description
For everyone who has delighted in J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy masterwork-or anyone who's just looking for a good laugh-this is the million-copy selling comic extravaganza that will convince lovers (and haters) of fantasy that they've finally experienced it all, and that they'll never need to read another fantasy parody again.

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The Barnes & Noble Review
This little book is packed! Not only is the entire trilogy chronicled (plus important bits of The Hobbit), but nearly every sentence contains a joke or pun as well. If you were to add water to this book, it would balloon to the size of an unabridged dictionary. But you don't want a watery, meandering lampoon, do you? Of course not!

You want the relentlessly clever roller-coaster retelling of the greatest fantasy yarn of the century. Let me be blunt: Bored of the Rings is to satire what the Lord of the Rings saga is to fantasy. It's that simple.

Are you tired of the clich￯﾿ﾽ "I laughed so hard reading it in public that I got strange looks?" Yeah, I'm tired of that, too. But guess what? I laughed so hard reading it in public that I got strange looks!

Truly, the masterful fashion in which Beard and Kenney mercilessly rip the characters and history of Middle-earth to shreds is the ultimate tribute to the richness and depth of the original work. (J.N.)

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